The Most Interesting Man in the World
I wish I had thought of this, but actually Marc is the genius behind it. Being a new parent inspires many things, and humorous inspiration is particular crucial for getting through it all. Marc is clearly doing well in this department:
When he rides in a car, he always rides in the back seat. He never walks, but rather is carried by his loyal admirers. His appetite is voracious; he dines seven or eight times a day. He has been known to urinate on his own face. He is…the most …interesting man in the world. “I don’t ~always~ drink formula, but when I do…I prefer Similac ® Advance ®.”