Reality is Trying to Put the Onion Out of Business

Posted by Christopher Smith Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:25:00 GMT

Okay, these are real news stories, all within the last 24 hours. You can’t make this stuff up.

In order of increasing ridiculousness:

I feel like someone is messing with me.

Nah... America isn't sexually repressed/obsessed.

Posted by Christopher Smith Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:09:00 GMT

You know you have problems when any part of Dick Cheney can be mistaken for a naked woman, even if distorted by a reflection in his sunglasses.