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I wish I had thought of this, but actually Marc is the genius behind it. Being a new parent inspires many things, and humorous inspiration is particular crucial for getting through it all. Marc is clearly doing well in this department:

When he rides in a car, he always rides in the back seat. He never walks, but rather is carried by his loyal admirers. His appetite is voracious; he dines seven or eight times a day. He has been known to urinate on his own face. He is…the most …interesting man in the world. “I don’t ~always~ drink formula, but when I do…I prefer Similac ® Advance ®.”

I swear, only in Canada can you have controversies like this, and in particular have them end like this.

Word to the wise: three things you don’t mess with in Canada: Hockey, Beer, and National Health Care. Despite what you’ve heard elsewhere, the Apocalypse will happen when hockey players use private insurance that won’t let them drink beer.

Okay, now students are being suspended because of the religious garb they wear. At what point does this stop getting funnier?