Reality is Trying to Put the Onion Out of Business
Okay, these are real news stories, all within the last 24 hours. You can’t make this stuff up.
In order of increasing ridiculousness:
- 7-Eleven is making their own wine
- A wall was put up around U2’s free concert in Berlin celebrating… the fall of the Berlin wall
- Red Hat Virtualization Manager only runs on Windows Server
I feel like someone is messing with me.
Cramer vs. Kramer.. NOT! 3
You know… I didn’t like this as much as everyone told me I would. Stewart monopolized the conversation way too much, at some point pretty much just throwing out platitudes that had nothing to do with Cramer himself. I have to agree that it felt good and was cathartic to see Stewart wail about the things I’ve been thinking but…
I guess what bugs me are all the articles I’ve seen talking about how Stewart demonstrated “great journalism”. I’m sorry, but journalism isn’t talking about mom & apple pie to an audience hungry for both. Journalism is getting the facts and getting answers. It isn’t doing an interview by monopolizing the discussion and hardly giving your subject a place to speak, let alone present a cogent discussion (sure, calling them on the BS should be done, but you have to give them a chance to make their case before you do so). If showing clips from an old interview that had been circulating online for months and getting answers like “I can change” qualifies as top notch journalism, we’re all going to remain screwed well after this economic mess is over.
The market is full of lies, misdirection, and outright deception. If somehow someone walked in to it thinking that it was all daisies and free love, P.T. Barnum and John Bridges have some quotes that apply quite well to them. Enron is not exactly a story so old that no one can remember it. That pointing this out and suggesting that it is a horror is somehow considered high quality journalism… Some would say it speaks to how far journalism has fallen, but I’d argue that it is more a statement about how far our ability to distinguish quality journalism (which is out there, and has been out there in droves on this particular topic) has fallen, and Mad Money is the just desserts for such a crime.
We’re so #@$@!ing desperate for scape goats that we pile on and cheer whenever the next one is thrown in front of us. It very much is a “Kangaroo Court” (I must admit I was kind of flabbergasted that Cramer somehow suggested such courts are a good thing), and so long as we continue to call it “journalism”, we end up distracting from some real truths, including an understanding of the larger forces which drove this problem, as well as understanding our own mistakes.
In other words: treating proceedings like this as journalism (and despite the Daily Show’s protestations that they advertise that they totally are not journalists, clearly people are not getting the point) is no worse than treating Mad Money as journalism, and it leads to the same place: lessons not learned, and more damage being done.
Save The Pandora 2
For those of you who don’t know, Pandora is a nice little Internet radio business that is on the brink of going out of business, effectively by federal law. They’re asking us to call our Senator’s to get support for H.R. 7084 (yes, apparently the Senate is actually voting on a House bill).
Honestly, I’m of two minds on this. I kind of think the recording industry (I’ll be damned if I’m going to call them the music industry) deserves what will come their way if this bill doesn’t pass. On the other hand, I really like and support what the Pandora guys have done. I’d feel better if I could actually find the text. Could someone less lazy than me find a pointer?
Dum da dum da dum!
I swear, only in Canada can you have controversies like this, and in particular have them end like this.
Word to the wise: three things you don’t mess with in Canada: Hockey, Beer, and National Health Care. Despite what you’ve heard elsewhere, the Apocalypse will happen when hockey players use private insurance that won’t let them drink beer.
CSI: Dialog Written By Millions of Monkeys Copying Tech Manuals 3
Just let me whip up a Python script here to recursively query the root server for the host name of that IP address… wait, even that isn’t as bad.
At Some Point You Just Have to Laugh
…and who better to get it started than Harold and Kumar.
Some Top 10 Lists Really Are Worth Reading
The list itself is perhaps not that interesting, but you just don’t see copy like this that often. It almost makes the 80’s worth it.
Stop Giving Money To Stupid People
Okay, I’m starting to understand why some people in this country no longer believe in evolution. When you have examples of people becoming millionaires for being stupid. I’m sorry, but when someone ends up with more money than I’ll probably see in a lifetime of labour, and they earned this for essentially mindlessly following instructions from a voice on a phone, something is wrong. Did anyone on the jury consider that by doing this they are actually making this hoaxster’s life easier? I mean, if this guy calls a McDonald’s where I’m at, I’d be stripping down while mentally focused on figuring out what I’d do with the $6.1 million that is coming my way.
Those Crazy... Middle Aged People?
All those stupid things that teenagers do? It looks like the current group of middle aged adults do them more. There appears to be some clever use of statistics for some of the data, but still, the picture that emerges is one of baby boomers who aren’t really growing up much from their childhood years. Way to go guys!
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