Dum da dum da dum!
I swear, only in Canada can you have controversies like this, and in particular have them end like this.
Word to the wise: three things you don’t mess with in Canada: Hockey, Beer, and National Health Care. Despite what you’ve heard elsewhere, the Apocalypse will happen when hockey players use private insurance that won’t let them drink beer.
Pastafarianism joke just keeps on going.
Okay, now students are being suspended because of the religious garb they wear. At what point does this stop getting funnier?